For the friend whose vocabulary deserves its own awards ceremony. These four vintage-style click pens turn everyday list-making into recognition for a truly prolific swearer, with an orange-and-turquoise box that takes the presentation very seriously.
Each pen features a different award:
- Cursing in Front of Grandma - 1st Place: Toddler Division
- Uncomfortable Poetry Awards - Highest Number of Expletives
- Putting "Fuck" on a Pillow - Off-Color Cross-Stitch Nationals
- Top Performer 2022 - Most F Bombs per Minute
- Set of 4 ballpoint click pens with black ink
- Vintage-style pens with humorous award wording
- Includes a colorful, sturdy two-piece box
- Box dimensions: 5 5/8" L x 1 1/8" W x 1 1/8" H
- Made in the USA
- Themes: swearing, funny awards, office humor, retro stationery, gifts for friends
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By Whiskey River Soap Co.
