My Mom Told Me Not To Speed Car Magnet | Turtle Tortoise Funny Bumper Magnet

For the driver who is very much here to vibe, not to arrive — and has a solid alibi. A magnet for the chronically unbothered commuter who has made peace with being in the slow lane, emotionally and literally, and blames their mother.

• Reads: "My Mom told me not to speed"
• Pack size: 3 magnets per set
• Size: 8" wide x 3" tall
• Material: Premium magnetic backing
• Designed in the USA, made in Colorado
• Strong magnetic hold — easy on/off on cars, trucks, lockers, filing cabinets, and refrigerators
• Themes: funny car magnet, mom humor, slow driver humor, novelty bumper magnet, sarcastic gift, funny gift for her, road trip gift, stocking stuffer

By Sleazy Greetings