Perfectly poised. Internally unhinged.
The “I May Look Calm, But In My Head I’ve Punched You In The Face Three Times” Funny Refrigerator Magnet delivers vintage charm with a gloriously unfiltered inner monologue. Featuring a retro-style illustration of a glamorous woman paired with a brutally honest, sarcastic quote, this magnet is made for anyone who smiles politely while mentally screaming.
Crafted from tin-coated steel wrapped over a durable plastic backer, each magnet is finished with an ultra-strong magnetic sheet and sealed with a glossy protective mylar front. It’s sturdy, vibrant, and designed to hold its own—literally and figuratively.
This magnet instantly livens up refrigerators, file cabinets, toolboxes, bars, and anywhere sarcasm belongs.
- Funny, sarcastic quote magnet with retro-style illustration
- Image features a vintage-inspired woman with styled blonde hair, red strapless dress & beaded necklace
- Made from tin-coated steel with plastic backer
- Ultra-strong magnetic sheet for secure hold
- Glossy protective mylar finish
- Compact 2" x 3" size—perfect impulse-buy item
- Great for fridge, office, home bar, garage, toolbox, man cave, babe cave, or galactic service droid
- Made in the USA
Small magnet. Big mood.
By Magik Missile
