Brass Monkey Definitely Not My Passwords Diary | Mini Password Notebook (2.75” x 3.75”)

Meet the password book you’re definitely not supposed to have.

The Definitely Not My Passwords – Tiny Password Diary is a hilariously clever (and incredibly small) journal designed to keep track of all those impossible-to-remember logins.

And yes—it’s tiny. Measuring just 2.75” x 3.75”, this perfectly pocket-sized diary is small enough to hide in plain sight, yet packed with 112 pages to record your most complicated, rule-breaking, symbol-heavy passwords.

From that ancient AOL account you only use for sale alerts to your streaming services and online shopping logins, this vintage-inspired little book keeps everything organized—with a wink of humor.

Features:

• Ultra-compact size: 2.75” x 3.75”
• 112 pages with dedicated space to write passwords and what they’re used for
• Perfect bound construction
• Foil-stamped felt cover for a premium vintage look
• Gold-edged paper detailing
• Designed to record even your most mind-boggling password character rules

Why You’ll Love It:

• Discreet and portable
• Clever, conversation-starting design
• Helps you keep track of digital life without relying on memory
• Makes a hilarious yet practical gift
• Perfect stocking stuffer, desk accessory, or novelty office gift

Perfect For:

• Office gift exchanges
• Secret Santa
• Tech-challenged friends (we all have one)
• Stationery lovers
• Anyone tired of clicking “Forgot Password?”

By Chronicle Books