Smash the Patriarchy 6 Pens Black Sparkle Pen Pack

With a pack of 6 black sparkle pens, each boldly stating "SMASH THE PATRIARCHY," these ballpoint pens are perfect for making a statement at the office or leaving a subtle message in unsuspecting places. Want to spread the message even further? Opt for the 36-pen pack for maximum impact.

These pens say "SMASH THE PATRIARCHY," just as the goddess intended.

Use them in the office, and maybe, oh ... leave one behind in your boss's pencil cup. And another at reception.

If some dude notices what's on your pen, you can pull a "Oh, isn't that funny? I WONDER WHERE THIS PEN CAME FROM, I HAVE NO IDEA." But with your eyes, you're saying I will crush you. He knows you will.

• 6 pens per pack
• Black ink
• Ballpoint

Want even more pens so you can leave them all over town? "Smash the Patriarchy" Black Sparkle Pen Pack - 36 Pens

Editorial Note

This is one of the very first products I designed for GetBullish – possibly as early as 2015? Simple, useful, to the point ... a little space-themed. I mean, I wish we had done significantly more smashing in the last decade, or been smashed back less. You know what I mean. I still think it's fun to leave these pens in your boss's pen cup, for those who even still work in offices!

Jen D.
Owner